Tequila the Language of the Chicken

Hola amigos,

In case you didn’t know, that is Spanish! Well, to be honest, I had to look up what that meant on the Internet. All this “el, la, and amos” business is confusing my simple chicken brain.

This year, I thought I’d go above and beyond what I have done in the past and actually learn Spanish. I signed up for a class, studied, but didn’t do very well. Surprising right? I mean, I was fluent enough to speak the language throughout the entire class period.

So, I went back and looked over my tests. And I think I found the problem….I was only speaking Spanish in one word…TEQUILA.

Here are a few questions from my test:

Q: ¿Cuál es tu nombre?

A: Tequila

Q: ¿De dónde eres?

A: Tequila


Now I don’t know where my teacher learned Spanish, but where I come from, tequila is the only Spanish you need to know. And this Cinco de Mayo I’m expanding my breadth of the language to include:

Ranchero Tequila – $9.99 750ml (my personal favorite)

Jose Cuervo Gold – $13.99 750ml

Patron Silver – $37.99 750ml

I’m still trying to figure out what Cinco de Mayo means. My guess is the day Mexico discovered mayonnaise, which seems kinda weird to me. But hey, we commemorate Earth Day as the day the Earth was discovered….or something like that.

No matter the meaning, I know (for certain) that Dirt Cheap is the place for all of your Cinco de Mayo needs – like shot glasses, Mexican beer and margarita cups. It’s your casa of fun-fun!!! See I’m already catching on!

And in case you need something on the quick this Saturday, we have 13 St. Louis area locations!!! We are on the way, or even on the way back from your Cinco de Mayo party. Cheers and happy drinking…I mean Happy Cinco de Mayo.

Tu favorito party fowl,

The Dirt Cheap Chicken