Santa’s Helper Chicken, Says “Buy Gift Sets”
Dear Holiday Shoppers,
Ho! Ho! Ho! I mean Fun! Fun! Fun! Its so hard keeping those straight!
Why is it so hard? Well for one, they are so similar. And two, I do a lot of work with Santa Clause this time of year. Seriously, your very own Chicken knows the Big Man, Father Christmas, Sinterklaas.
Right now there is a major shortage of something in the North Pole and its not snow. From the reports I am hearing, its Gift Sets. You know like Crown Royal with glasses, Frangelico Liqueur with a Hazelnut Scented Candle or Beefeater Gin with a Stopper.
Ok adults, I have a special message for Santa make sure all young eyes are averted. (This is Pig Latin)
Iftgay etssay areway ethay estbay iftgay orfay ousesspay, iendsfray andway ocay-orkerswa.
If you dont know Pig Latin, I basically said, Gift Sets are a great gift from Santa. Wink. Wink.
But, when I said there is a shortage of Gift Sets I wasnt joking. Right now, Santa could drive his sleigh all over St. Louis and still not find what he is looking for! Oh, that Scrooge would be smiling now!!!
Lucky for Santa, and the people of St. Louis, I am single handedly saving the holidays. In fact, Dirt Cheap has Gift Sets o plenty and I am more than happy to share the joy they bring. Heres a few of my favorites:
Beefeater Gin with Stopper (1.75L) $28.99
Carolans Irish Cream with Mug (750ML) $9.99
Frangelico Liqueur with Hazelnut Scented Candle (750ML) $22.99
Grand Marnier Liqueur with Globes (750ML) $36.99
Baileys Irish Cream with Glasses (750ML) $18.99
Crown Royal Whisky with Flask (1.75ML) $44.99
Rum Chata with Shaker (750ML) $17.99
Jameson Irish Whiskey with Tin Canister (750ML) $19.99
Glenlivet Scotch with two (2) 50ML bottles (750ML) $32.99
Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey with Sports Glasses (750ML) $13.99
Look, time is running short, and soon enough the presents Santa brings will be under the tree. So get the chestnuts roasting, bust out the garland and get to Dirt Cheap. We all know Santa always gets the perfect gift, and Dirt Cheap is his direct source for Gift Sets.
Also, dont forget about Dirt Cheap for your holiday party! We have what you need for cheap-cheap!!! And we have the gift that just keeps on giving…or something like that. I’m talking about gift cards. We have them available in all denominations.
Have a fun and safe holiday folks!!! Fun, Fun, Fun!
The Dirt Cheap Chicken