Do barstools ruffle your tail feathers? Have you ever gotten your beak stuck in a long neck? No? Well, do you like cheap-cheap draft beer? I thought so. If you’re tired of paying $5, $6 or even more for a perfectly poured pint of frosty cold beer and having to leave your place, I’ve got [...]
— Fine Wine: What is the Difference Between Red and White Wine?
Know why I wear a red and white chicken thingie? You might think I’m a beer and whisky type of chicken, well I am but I am also a world renowned Wine-O. Fine wine makes me pretty cluckin’ happy, and I like two kinds of it — red and white. I do my food shopping at the [...]
June 24, 2014 — Cheap Beer: Time for Coors Light Summer Brew
Hey Summer Folks, Believe it or not, I love time…especially party time, happy hour and beer o’clock. That might sound strange, but it is true. For as long as I can remember, it’s just been my thing! Once in a while though, people ask me, “Chicken, why do like time so much….you don’t even wear [...]
April 28, 2014 — Cheap Beer: Introducing My Dating Profile and the Pick Six
Hey beer drinkers, It’s hard out there for a good looking chicken like myself. I just can’t seem to find true love! So I did what most people do…turned my fate over to the power of the Internet! Below is the ad I posted: Young, attractive chicken in search of mixed beer selection (St. Louis) [...]