Fall is Here, Hooray for Pumpkin Beer!!!
Dear Fall Fanatics,
It’s October, and Halloween is right around the corner! While I still have plenty of time to get ready I have been working on my joke for weeks now. You see, my jokes over the past few years have been pretty lame. Usually, I’d go trick-or-treating and the only response I’d get was, “chicken….you were just here…try another house.”
So, I came up with a new joke no one can resist…you ready? “What is orangish, mostly round, and only arrives during Fall?” Give up? I knew you would. It’s pumpkin beer!!! Wow, am I ever going to crack them up this year!!!
While I couldn’t help but notice your lack of laughter, I’m going to let it slide. Why? Because I love pumpkin beer and I love my joke. In fact, I’ve waited all year just for brewers to release products like:
- O’Fallon Pumpkin Beer
- Shock Top Pumpkin
- Schlafly Pumpkin Ale
And those are just a few of my favorites!!!
In order to afford as much pumpkin beer as possible, I’ve decided to go as myself for Halloween. I’m just going to tell people that I’m dressed as the Dirt Cheap Chicken…how genius is that??? I’ll save that costume money and put it towards as much pumpkin beer as I can get my feathered arms around.
I know that you can’t just do the same thing, so I’ve devised a few costume ideas so you can also live life on the cheap, cheap. (And buy more pumpkin beer!)
- Zombie – just wear your lounging around sweats. They are sure to have plenty of spaghetti sauce marks, paint splatters and tons other stains. Then mess up your hair and walk down the street. Boom. Zombie. Drop-dead awesome!
- Edward Cullen – if you are haven’t tanned in a while, just act sad and tell everyone you are Edward the vampire from Twilight. Instant hit!!! (Now that’s a costume that DOESN’T SUCK!)
- Tourist – No clothes alterations needed. Just ask grab a map and fanny pack, frequently ask for directions and your golden.
Ok, I hope my costume ideas help. But remember, the goal is to buy as much pumpkin beer as possible. Halloween isn’t the same without pumpkins, and it’s nothing without pumpkin beer.
No need to visit the pumpkin patch, just stop by Dirt Cheap!!! All locations are stocked and ready to get your Halloween season rolling!!! And don’t steal my joke, it took a while to write.
Your favorite party fowl,
The Dirt Cheap Chicken