Dirt Cheap Stores: We’ve Expanded to Hannibal MO!!!

Dear Hannibalians or Hannibalers,

Those names always trip me up. I believe Mark Twain once said, “I don’t always drink, smoke or party but when I do, I shop at Dirt Cheap.” Words of wisdom I say!

Well, it seems we’ve heeded Mr. Twain and OPENED A NEW LOCATION IN Hannibal, MO. The latest of our Dirt Cheap stores is located at 205 Huck Finn Shopping Center. The new store offers everything you’d expect from Dirt Cheap…like cheap beer, fine wine, liquor and tobacco.

As with all my Dirt Cheap stores, Hannibal will offer an awesome shopping experience too. How do I know? Easy, there are a few ingredients for Dirt Cheap shopping experience.

  • Huge beer cave
  • Cigar humidor
  • Drive thru
  • Soda fountain

Wait…I think I missed something…

Oh yeah, I forgot to say huge beer cave twice! The new store is now open and ready for fun-fun. And if anyone hasn’t been any of our Dirt Cheap stores, give it a try. We’ve built this company around listing to you…and it’s been working!

If you have any special requests on merchandise…just bring them in. Our staff can order almost anything you’re looking for! For example, that one beer you love…but no one seems to have it. We’ll order it for you, directly to the store.

We’re excited and hoping to make a new splash with the Hannibal store. To make sure your first trip is a memorial one, click below to receive a CluckBuck. This is our form of currency, which will help you save on the maiden trip to Dirt Cheap. As Mark Twain once said, “live life on the cheap…it’s better that way!”

 

Your favorite party fowl,

The Dirt Cheap Chicken