Cheap Liquors: A Night Out With Captain Morgan
Dear Land Lovers,
If there is one thing I know, its cheap liquors and beer and tobacco. So really I know three things! Either way I know a little something about something.
As a young chick, my mother always told me to choose my friends wisely! You dont want to run with the wrong crowd, shed say. But being young and fun, I wouldnt listen. All I could think about was the fun, fun in my future until that one night.
He looked kind like a pirate, but everyone knows they became extinct with the dinosaurs.
So we decided to go out on a treasure hunt for these cheap liquors he was babbling about. This sounded like fun, until I realized he actually wanted to look for buried treasure.
After some discussion, and getting my feathers all ruffled, I realized all he wanted was Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. I told him I got that and other cheap liquors at Dirt Cheap!
He put the pedal to the metal in his Mariner SUV, and went to pick up the Captain Morgan. Apparently Henry was a big fan of the Captain, and even knew a recipe or two:
1 oz. Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum
2 oz. pineapple juice
2 oz. orange juice
.25 oz. amaretto
Prep: In an ice-filled shaker combine all the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into an ice-filled glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.
Captain Morgan Pink Lemonade
1.25 oz. Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum
3oz. cranberry juice
1 oz. orange juice
2 oz. club soda
Prep: Add Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum and cranberry juice in an ice-filled glass. Top with club soda and orange juice. Garnish with lemon wedge.
Come to think about it, Henry wasnt that bad of a guy! He just had a striking resemblance to someone I think Ive seen before. If you are looking to set your night off right, stop by Dirt Cheap. Ill even throw in in a CluckBuck to make your visit even more cheap, cheap!
Your favorite party fowl,
The Dirt Cheap Chicken