Cheap Liquors: A Night Out With Captain Morgan

Dear Land Lovers,

If there is one thing I know, it’s cheap liquors…and beer…and tobacco. So really I know three things! Either way I know a little something about something.

As a young chick, my mother always told me to choose my friends wisely! “You don’t want to run with the wrong crowd,” she‘d say. But being young and fun, I wouldn’t listen. All I could think about was the fun, fun in my future…until that one night.

Cheap Liquors Captain MorganIt all started when I met a guy named Henry. He seemed polite enough. He wore a strange red “get up” and talked with long drawl. Like he said, “RRRR Misterrr Chicken, what be yourrr drrrink?”

He looked kind like a pirate, but everyone knows they became extinct with the dinosaurs.

So we decided to go out on a “treasure hunt” for these cheap liquors he was babbling about. This sounded like fun, until I realized he actually wanted to look for buried treasure.

After some discussion, and getting my feather’s all ruffled,  I realized all he wanted was Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. I told him I got that and other cheap liquors at Dirt Cheap!

He put the pedal to the metal in his Mariner SUV, and went to pick up the Captain Morgan. Apparently Henry was a big fan of the Captain, and even knew a recipe or two:

Captain’s Nest


1 oz. Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum

2 oz. pineapple juice

2 oz. orange juice

.25 oz. amaretto

Lime wedge

Prep: In an ice-filled shaker combine all the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into an ice-filled glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.

Captain Morgan Pink Lemonade


1.25 oz. Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum

3oz. cranberry juice

1 oz. orange juice

2 oz. club soda

Lemon wedge

Prep: Add Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum and cranberry juice in an ice-filled glass. Top with club soda and orange juice. Garnish with lemon wedge.

Come to think about it, Henry wasn’t that bad of a guy! He just had a striking resemblance to someone I think I’ve seen before. If you are looking to set your night off right, stop by Dirt Cheap. I’ll even throw in in a CluckBuck to make your visit even more cheap, cheap!

Your favorite party fowl,

The Dirt Cheap Chicken