Cheap Liquor: The Legend of Redd’s Apple Ale
Dear Cider and Beer Drinkers,
There are some strange combinations out there. Mayonnaise on a burger. White socks with black pants. And bacon with just about anything. This got my little chicken brain thinking how do people come up with this stuff?
I mean, just yesterday I was drinking an ohhhh sooooo Redds Apple Ale. While the taste just makes sense, I cant imagine how it was put together. Its ale but its also a cider and then its not.
Ive been trying to figure it, yet I still cant. This must be some type of oxymoron! So heres how I am going to describe the taste of Redds Apple Ale in an oxymoron ridden sentence. Here goes try to keep count. The answer is at the bottom. (Redds Apple Ale is an oxymoron)
I reached for my Redds Apple Ale in a plastic glass, when almost suddenly the soft rock music playing came to a dull roar and my only choice was to switch to a one-man band that had been record live.
Wooo! Thats how I feel about Redds Apple Ale. Its the worlds greatest oxymoron. But its still awfully good! Get it!
To be honest, it really doesnt matter how it all came together. Every morning, I enjoy the sun and I have no idea how it got there. If you are having a tailgate or even a backyard party, Redds Apple Ale is an excellent choice! It will help shake off that cold Fall chill and get the fun, fun going.
If cider or beer isnt your thing, and what you need. Ive made a commitment to providing premium spirits at a cheap liquor price. As mom used to say, why pay more when Dirt Cheap is right down the street!
Your favorite party fowl,
The Dirt Cheap Chicken
PS: There are eight oxymorons above.
PPS: I wouldn’t be cheap, cheap unless I gave you a CluckBuck to have on your next purchase!