Cheap Liquor: The Legend of Redd’s Apple Ale

Dear Cider and Beer Drinkers,

cheap liquor Redds apple aleThere are some strange combinations out there. Mayonnaise on a burger. White socks with black pants. And bacon with just about anything. This got my little chicken brain thinking…how do people come up with this stuff?

I mean, just yesterday I was drinking an ohhhh sooooo Redd’s Apple Ale. While the taste just makes sense, I can’t imagine how it was put together. It’s ale…but it’s also a cider…and then it’s not.

I’ve been trying to figure it, yet I still can’t. This must be some type of oxymoron! So here’s how I am going to describe the taste of Redd’s Apple Ale…in an oxymoron ridden sentence. Here goes…try to keep count. The answer is at the bottom. (Redd’s Apple Ale is an oxymoron)

I reached for my Redd’s Apple Ale in a plastic glass, when almost suddenly the soft rock music playing came to a dull roar and my only choice was to switch to a one-man band that had been record live.

Wooo! That’s how I feel about Redd’s Apple Ale. It’s the world’s greatest oxymoron. But…it’s still “awfully good!” Get it!

To be honest, it really doesn’t matter how it all came together. Every morning, I enjoy the sun and I have no idea how it got there. If you are having a tailgate or even a backyard party, Redd’s Apple Ale is an excellent choice! It will help shake off that cold Fall chill and get the fun, fun going.

If cider or beer isn’t your thing, and what you need. I’ve made a commitment to providing premium spirits at a cheap liquor price. As mom used to say, why pay more when Dirt Cheap is right down the street!

Your favorite party fowl,

The Dirt Cheap Chicken

 

PS: There are eight oxymorons above.

PPS: I wouldn’t be cheap, cheap unless I gave you a CluckBuck to have on your next purchase!