Dear Floaters,

What’s the difference between a duck and a chicken? A lot! It’s not well known, but the chicken is the greatest floater of all fowl. Where a duck fails, we prevail.

Wait…you thought…what? I would get wet. No, no. I know how to float, like on a raft down the Huzzah River.  When’s the last time you saw a duck do that?

Either way, I am “expert floater” because I always stock up before a trip. There’s nothing worse than cracking open that last Keystone Light half way through your float trip. (This usually spurs Oliver Twist impressions. “Please random stranger…may I have another.”)

Here’s the deal. The biggest float trip of the year is coming up, and I don’t want to see anyone go dry. That’s why I have everything you need for your camping weekend!

What’s this big float trip? It’s the 93.7 The Bull Float Trip going on August 23. And to make sure that I cover my bases, I’m also letting one lucky person get a meet and greet with one of the cool bands playing at this year’s concert.

It’s easy. All you need to do is shop at Dirt Cheap between now and the float trip on August 23. Then when you check-in for the float, present your receipt. This will enter you into a drawing to win. Now, being this is an awesome bonus to your weekend, we’ll announce your name live on stage Friday night.

Here’s the details!

• Dirt Cheap is giving Floaters a chance to win an exclusive meet and greet with one of the Bull Float Trip Performers

• All they have to do is save their Dirt Cheap receipt and turn it in at check-in at the Bull Float and they are entered.

• Winner will be announced on stage Friday Night of the float

• Timelines: Now – August 23^rd

Remember, Dirt Cheap has everything you need for your float trip at Cheap, Cheap prices! And since you’re coming in late or leaving early, we have times to accommodate your schedule. That means we’re open late for you night owls and open early for you early birds.

To get your trip started on the right foot, take a cluck buck from me. This will give you a dollar off your next purchase.

Your favorite floatin’ fowl,

The Dirt Cheap Chicken