It’s Not a Party Unless You Have Cheap Beer

Happy Fourth of July!

As our forefathers once said, “we must fight for our right to party…and for our right to cold, cheap beer!” and that’s exactly what I intend to do this Independence Day.

Did you know? That the each American spends about $356 annually on beer! That’s roughly $7 a week…consider this purely fictional, hypothetical situation…cough…cough…wink…wink.

What if there was a bird, say a Chicken for conversation sake, who enjoyed saving you BIG on cheap beer. Because I, ahhh I mean totally fake Chicken, knew that saving big on cheap beer is the American thing to do.

So, when you are getting ready for your 4th of July party, don’t crack open any ice cold domestic, open a cold, cheap beer from Dirt Cheap.

Here’s the deal, I like to party, and so do you, so that makes us friends. And friends don’t overcharge for beer. See, it makes perfect sense!

Also, you know what else is American? Rib eye.

You know what else is American? Baseball.

Many of you know me a huge Cardinals fan. I am always giving away tickets and my billboards can be seen at Busch Stadium. And since we are friends, I am give away a chance to throw out the first pitch at a game, watch batting practice on the field and watch from some of the best seats in the stadium. Sound awesome? I hope so.

Entering the contest is easy, just sign up online or in the store before July 21. And if you don’t win? Don’t sweat it, we have a second promotional period giving you two chances to win.


As you can see, I’m pretty excited and ready to fight for more right to PARTY. But, I can’t do it alone. So please, come visit me at Dirt Cheap and stock up on all the cold beer your little heart desires. And while you’re in, make sure to sign up for the Dirt Cheap Throw One Back Sweepstakes. It’s like your patriotic duty or something.

Thank you to all the men and women who defend this country! Without you, backyard parties, fireworks and baseballs would not be possible.

Your Favorite Party Fowl,

The Dirt Cheap Chicken

PS: Sign up here to win the Cardinals tickets and throw out the first pitch!