Most people open up their refrigerator and think, “man, there is seriously no food in here!” Yes they may have last week’s leftovers, ketchup and some old deli meat, but the truth is they just don’t want to eat anything they have.
I, The Dirt Cheap Chicken, have decided I am going to kill two birds with one stone….. (Obviously not the best analogy.) Anyways, I have removed all but one item from my refrigerator. This has saved me tons of hassle and eliminated the question of “what’s good in the fridge?”
And what is that lonely item in the confines of my icebox? Beer, beer and more beer! And just not any beer, the draft style beer which comes from the new Anheuser-Busch Draftmark.
Now, I open up the fridge door, look around, and all I see is the “oh so goodness” of Budweiser, Bass or Shock Top in a one gallon tap system. It’s literally a little keg in my refrigerator! Then all I need to do is reach for a glass, fill it up, and instant FUN-FUN ensues. Nothing is better than beer for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Many may say my new diet is unorthodox, but I say it’s practical. In fact, my new lifestyle is also pretty easy on the pocketbook. For $48.99, I was able to buy the Draftmark Tap System and $12.99 for a gallon refill of beer.
I mean, it just makes sense. Below are a few reasons why the Draftmark system is so awesome:
1. Great selection. I get three delicious AB brands on tap and in my fridge.
B. It’s cheap. I get plenty of beer for very little coin. CHEAP-CHEAP!
4. Fresh. The beer stays fresh for up to 30 days. But, with my appetite, the keg never makes it that long.
One of the coolest things about the Draftmark is only people in St. Louis can get their claws on this exclusive item. Anheuser-Busch is currently testing the product on the local market, before rolling it out on a national level. So, your backwards thinking, Chicago Cub loving, north sider cousin can’t just go out and buy one. Talk about a win-win!
We are carrying the Draftmark at Dirt Cheap St. Louis locations, excluding Cape Girardeau, Desloge, Paducah, Hampton. As a suggestion, if there is one thing you do, get a Draftmark!
Your favorite party fowl,
The Dirt Cheap Chicken
PS: Drinking alcohol excessively is dangerous. Leave the crazy ideas like drinking breakfast, lunch and dinner to the chicken. I am a fictional character and no person should ever attempt this.Posted on March 5th, 2012